2009 OBAMA-CAR MODELS: to replace your “clunkers” (funny images)

From Bizarro World: You can replace your well running “clunkers” with these Obama ecofriendly models. Did you know? Video: ‘Cash for Clunkers’ Language Gives Feds Authority to Take Control of Computers Video: A well running Volvo engine was destroyed as part of the Cash for Clunkers program

CAR MODELS IN THE OBAMA-ERA:
Ambulance Obamacare RIP For Us -	Sports car Methane-fueled Porsche -
Bike Restoring science to its rightful place -	Schoolbus Off to Red-Indoctrination-School -
Car-Viagra Faster-than-speeding-earmarks -	Motorhome Luxury Crap & Trade -
Speedboat Faster Than Waxman SpeedReader -	Truck EcoFriendly H-O-A-X MGW -
Hybrid Obama loves Wagyu beef -	Boat Moving to Capitalist Cuba -
Humvee Tank Operation Apology -	Submarine Dems Racist History -
MiniVan Family Escape Before the Fat Tax -	Taxi Meet the Hawaiian Sour Lemon -
Dumptruck BHO Dumps On Caterpillar -	Wagon Fake Blue Dogs are just dogs -
Hybrid Liberal Bipartisanship My Way Only -	Expressway Moving Forward Backwards -
Purse-Car MichelleObama VBH 6K -	Banana-Car Organic Food Superstition -
Hybrid Backward Liberals -	Cruise Ship Lost-Freedom-Forced-Volunteerism -
Hybrid AIG Rolls-Royce (2 HorsePower) -	Garage Subprime ACORN CRA -

CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN (ONLY IN BIZARRO WORLD)! Did government think of the consequences of this artificial quick fix -This ‘Cash for Clunkers’ program was supposed to last 4 months, but it lasted 4 days. -If government could not estimate the cost of this silly program, how can they manage our health care? -This program proves that if you hand “free” stuff to people they will come in droves for the quick fix & not think of the consequences. The same will happen with state-run healthcare: people will crowd the system because they perceive it is “free.” -Why destroy well running cars? -Why add more junk to the environment that government is so concerned about? -What will happen to people who can only afford a clunker? (About 250,000 cars have been destroyed under this program) -What will happen to the auto parts industry or the junk yards? -What will happen if you need a part for your car? (Will you be descriminated for not having an “ecofriendly” car?) -Will people participating in this program be able to pay the monthly car payments and higher insurance costs for a newer car? (The subprime mortgage crisis started when government tried to fix the market by forcing banks to give loans to people who could not pay them back) -How many of those participating in the program do not have health insurance and could use that money to buy coverage instead? -Dealerships are backlogged with so many transactions & tons of paperwork. -Will government now offer cash for our food, clothes, appliances, entertainment, etc.? -When will they stop giving our money away? etc., etc.,

Killing a well running “clunker”

What destroyed our car industry -

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